Monday, July 20, 2009

Hasna mana hai !!! (Forbidden to laugh !!!)

Collections of leave letters and applications for your use ☺
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1. Application for leave
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave".

2. Another one
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10-year-old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

3. One more gem/ Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

4. From an Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am on Hack=y one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. One more leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday"

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am “studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith...."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as “I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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